Think of a shopping list, any shopping list...

Going to a big name supermarket here is simply not like popping in to your average Tesco, Sainsbury's or Waitrose. In the UK, if you're lucky, perhaps you'll find some clothing or CDs in addition to the usual grocery items and household cleaning products. Very meagre offerings by Nigerian standards. Here, if you entered one of the larger supermarkets with the following shopping list you wouldn't be disappointed.

To Buy
eggs
milk
stationery
walk in fridge
deoderant
drinking fountain
heavy duty knee pads
hammock
chandalier
generator
ice-cream in a cone
rubber dingy
pony bridle
cheese
two foot high plastic hippo