The Average Nigerian phone call

(Normal decibel level - approximately 50 more than in Europe) ‘Hello?...... hello?’

(Increase by 20 decibels) – ‘Hello? … I’m not hearing you….. Hello?

(Another 20 decibels) – ‘Yes I’m hearing you…. Are you hearing me? Hello?

(BELLOW) – 'YES YES I AM HEARING YOU….. FINE THANK YOU… Fine thank you ….WE THANK GOD……. Hello?..... Are you hearing me? …… WHO IS ON THE LINE???'