Relief!

And there I was worrying about how completely out of touch I am and how I will return to England wearing all the wrong clothes, smelling bad and appearing invisible when looked at sideways; it is not to be! Huzzah!

Two packages have just equipped me with all I need to stage a magnificent comeback into London life: Copies of Glamour and Marie Claire will ensure I know how to wear my new skirt with style; a make-your-own-perfume kit will keep me smelling sweet as a rose (or will get me arrested on the plane – small vials of liquid all in a row are not something for hand baggage); and a load of high-protein energy bars will get me fattened up nicely.

Wahoo! Thanks v. muchly!